Don Juan: Mad Inner Game

What do you get when you combine Zen Buddhism, Steven Covey, and Don Juan?

You get Marlimus.

According to this little gem from the SoSuave.com Hall of Fame:

One cannot have game unless one has Inner Game.

Inner Game, according to Marlimus, is the key to being a true Don Juan.  A ladykilling natural.  Perhaps even an Alpha Male.  (However, Inner Game will not save you from being a crappy writer who overuses third person.)

In order to reach your Inner Game potential you must first learn to control your emotions.  If one is unsure about how one might go about gaining control over one's emotions, then one should not worry, because one can find a list of suggested techniques right here on one's computer.  Marlimus lists 4 of the obvious ways ("some involuntary, some learnt"), but then goes on to explain the REAL KEY to emotional control.  He has mind-melded with Steven Covey.

So -- here is the REAL KEY.  It's a multi-step process:
1. Understand the stimulus -- what has caused you to develop pesky emotions and see some girl as more than just another lay?

2. Analyze this cause through the lens of your value system -- particularly your Don Juan psychology that says "you're effing awesome, no matter what every woman around you says."

3. Ask yourself: "WWDJD?"  Would Don Juan approve of my emotional response toward this female?

4. Answer "No!"  and never call her again.  Pat yourself on the back for escaping that close call.

Marlimus himself describes one such close call that he was able to walk away from thanks to his proven  Inner Game.   He almost succumbed to "love" with a woman who was not only a close friend, but who was also warm, sincere, maternal, caring, and admired him openly. Oh, the horror.  Thanks to Inner Game, he was able to make that all disappear and return to being a Don Juan who has the power to choose any woman he wants.  Love is a verb, not a noun!

Marlimus, Lord of his citadel.  One can only dream of achieving this level of machismo greatness.